AI roast engine · now accepting evidence
Think your ride is hot?Let AI be the judge.
Upload your car, truck, bike, boat, or questionable project. We'll serve a personalized roast built to ruin your group chat—in a good way.
Upload it. Roast it. Share it.
No specs.
Just smoke.
01
Upload
Drop the proof.
02
Analyze
AI spots the flex.
03
Roast
You get the smoke.
Unlock the damage
The vehicle is yours.
The wreckage is earned.
Get the full personalized roast, a polished Roast Card, and the exact kind of evidence your friends will repost.
Roasted.
Respectfully.
“All torque. No plan.”
Built for the repost
Your ride.
Your Roast Card.
Every paid roast becomes a post-ready card with your vehicle, the funniest hit, and a challenge for the next overconfident owner.
Coming to a parking lot near you
Roast
Battle.
Two rides. One AI judge. A winner, a loser, and enough bragging rights to ruin a perfectly good meetup.
Battle mode is warming up.